With the Grand National weekend upon us, we take a look at some horsey names that have made us chuckle over the years…
For those of you (myself included) who tend to bet on horses based on how great their names are, here’s a list of the top Grand National runner names of the 21st century…
Racing in the 2016 Grand National, at the age of nine Shutthefrontdoor was a favourite in the event.
2. Morning Assembly
Harking back to school days, this horse finished fourth at the 2016 Cheltenham Festival handicap chase. Don’t miss him in action this year in the classic educational colours of grey and black. What could be more appropriate?
3. What’s Up Boys
What’s Up Boys came second in the Grand National in 2002. If you search #whatsupboys on Instagram, by the way, some interesting things happen. Don’t do it.
4. Just in Debt
La course hippique Grand National à Aintree, près de Liverpool, le 7 avril. Cette course de steeple-chase, la plus épuisante du monde et qui existe depuis 1836, est sujette à controverses en raison de la difficulté du parcours occasionnant de nombreux accidents. Cette année encore, deux chevaux, Clonbanan Lad et Marasonnien, sont morts. — Photo : Jason Cairnduff @Reuters — #UK #GrandeBretagne #Liverpool #GrandNational #HorseRacing #CourseHippique #Aintree
This non-finisher in the 2004 Grand National knows how expensive a business horse racing can be. Or at least its owner does. Amusingly, there are some real people called Justin Debt. We hope their parents’ humour pays off.
5. Wounded Warrior
Wounded Warrior lived up to his name in the 2017 Grand National after falling before the finish line.
Taking on a new meaning, Hedgehunter, owned by Ruby Walsh, won the Grand National in 2005, after having finished last the year before. Quite the turn around…
7. Gallant Approach
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In 2007, Gallant Approach did not live up to its name and finished last.
8. Tumbling Dice
In this case, Tumbling Dice certainly did tumble, falling at the third fence in the 2008 Grand National…
9. Brooklyn Brownie
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This sounds like the name of something you might find at a hipster bakery, but alas, it’s not a moist pudding, but a horse. Brooklyn Brownie ran in the 2009 Grand National but fell at the second fence. We usually fall for brownies too.
The irony of what happened to the horse with this name is blindingly funny. In the 2012 Grand National Becauseicouldntsee lost his rider on course – what’s in a name?
Ok, bear with me on this one. Just picture Claire Balding reading out the names of the runners, and coming across Shakalakaboomboom. How could such an onomatopoeic word not tickle you a little? Say it out loud to yourself a few times…
12. The Last Samurai
This big fella was nearly the winner of the Grand National in 2016, but Definitely Red stormed in front and took the winning position. With 10lbs more weight on him this year, we just hope he can outlive his name once and for all.
13. A Genie in A Bottle
If you give him a stroke or rub do you think he will make your betting wishes come true?